(Reviewer is Watching all the Star wars movies begining with The prequals,
he remembered Episode 1 with the podracing and other stuff he remember has a kid,
episode 2 with Jango Fett and the Clonetroopers and episode 3 with The Anakins turing
to the darkside with darkness, episode 4 EPIC episode 5 Super EPIC and episode 6.....Fallen Flat)
Reviewer: Now that is how you watching Star Wars...In order...
(reviewer then picks up episode 6...and then remembers the bad times with it), oh
how do i remember this one...the one i first saw the one...that i hated....and i dont get why people love it....maybe its time to confess and face my demon alone.
(Title card appears with Star Wars theme song)
Hello and Welcome to the Reviewer's guide where Films and DVD's burn.....
STAR WARS....What can you say about.
George Lucas's space opera that had him based on ideas and also Conversation's
and people loved it so much, they spoofed it or paordy it or even nitpicked or somehting else, whenever you love or hate star wars the matter of the fact is, its still memorable to our hearts content. so Why i'm bringing this up...well to beging with...i was never a star wars fan.
(Guns appear to his face)
Now, Now, Now dont give me wrong, i like Star Wars as well, i love the prequals
The Clone wars Cartoon series and the orignal's as well but in the course of my Life, I was a Trekkie, because i grown up watching TNG, DS9, Voyger, Enterpise, because i had a strong
attachment to that franchise, because the Episode are well written, Memorable charecters,
and being your own Captain of a Starship.
Star Wars has memorable Wepons, aliens, and Vehicals...which did had a
bit of a connection. i mean star wars is a bit silly.
a guy shroded in black with a Bucket on his head obay orders by Evil von evilton. (Darth Sidius)
a giant slug gets respect although you couldve killed him.
Robots that cant translate are brough to missions with no purpose with gold robots with assiantance to help with no real purpose
Princess are brought in a resistance fighters.
BEARS! which throw sticks and stones to the powerful empire.
and a evil disco ball that represents the 1970s blow up plannets to the econmany.
Overall yes i like Star Wars as well i wasn't never disapointed or mad like the othere, but i was disapointed that in Star Trek Into Darkness where The Klingon's look diffrenlty then TNG version except where it was greedo who shot first.
but yeah i do get the love and i do get the hate
where Nerds and geek together. i am aware that Disney that now their doing the new Star Wars trilorgy and i think their making the right choices, and if we think they suck we make new jokes about them but back to star wars.
it's still one of the best, Launched toys, video games, Clone wars CGI series, and 6 sucessful movies. 5 of them are sucessful but im not talking about them, im talking about the 6th one RETURN OF THE JEDI
and yeah this was the film i started with, its one of those...i hate but people love them,
For this reason ill tell you the top 10 problmens with it, and then next time you get your revenge ill do a The top 10 why the prequals dont bother me, but now ill tell you the good ideas i like about it.
1: I like the idea that Luke had to go back to face Vader again,
because obi wan told him that he was machine more then man, even in episode
3: he decapated his hands and legs.
2: I like how it one big push for the rebeals.
3: and also where Luke found out what was behind the mask of Darth Vader
and which was a Emotional momment.
4: and also still had great charecter deveolment.
so yeah those are the good ideas, so lets begin the main event, these are
THE TOP 10 PROBLEMS WITH STAR WARS EPISODE 6 RETURN OF THE JEDI.
10: Bobba Fett was useless: Who would know that this bounty hunter would get
a strong cult charecter following he really was badass, when he was in Episode 5
He was their and he did something, he followed the Milenium falcon and then he
made a Bad ass entrance on cloud city, and got his reward of Han being in carbonite.
and he did try to kill luke but escape in slade 1, And what big achivement did Bobbat
Fett did in this movie.www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHL1iS…
Serlously he did nothing through the entrie movie of episode 6
I felt he was a waisted charecter and yeah he try to attack luke but
He get his ass kicked into the dune sea.
and no i dont read the Star Wars comics even it was indicated if he comes back
Hell in the prequals Jango Fett did do something, he stoped a crook he try to kill
obi wan, hell he killed and jedi. until he was decapitated by mace windu. hear
Bobba was only their and that's it i wish it would had more charecter him, or could've
had him leave the Jabba club and went onto something or you know could had him in a spin off. The reason i put him Low
On list is, that he still awesome.
9: What was that female women purpose?: The plan by the rebels was
to destroy Death Star 2 by destorying the sheild and then this women,
gives a speach and then...that's it...that's all you get i know her purpose
was to do a speech but...that's it.
8: Lela's slave outfit: OH GOD..this was a...just look at it, it's not attractive
its not really anything to make people horny...and what purpose dost it have,
but at least in the end Lela did Kill jabba...Serves that slug right.
7: The Red guards: i know their guards...but their pointless, hell Yoda
did defeat them in episode 3...yep pointless.
6: Luke and Lelah are Twins...Brothers and sister?: err yep....cast your mind back to
episode 3...when Padame died he was carry twins The good idea was to separate so
That the sith can find them and then in episode 5 they both kissed "Ewww" and in episode
6 when he was in that Slave outfit...Luke saw it in amazement.....Imaigne that for one bit
and puke into the toilet.
5: The jabba palace is too long?: This is what killed me the Jabba palace
all you see in the charecter from the 4th movie...However this scean killed me...Everytime i see it.www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiDRgD…
(Sorry Reviewer need his medic)
This is where it killed me from begining to end, it made no sence
it had nothing to do with film and killed me completly making me
love Star Trek.
4: How one Earth did they get a new Death Star?: In episode 2 it was indicated that the
Death Star plans was created by the bugs of Genosis even know the Clones did
defeated them, and then in episode 3 we see the death star created seeing Vader and
siduis seeing their creation and then he was destroyed, but then skipping episode 6
called Death Star 2, i think my theory was that the other empire...or something mustve
created Death Star 2....this is one problem i can see in, but in the end the rebels did destoryed it...and yeah in the prequals its about govement financeing...which ill get to in the preuqal countdown.
3: Why did the empire pass the old ship, even know the pass code is expired:
This is the reason why the empire is silly, when the rebels stolen a empire ship, and use it to pass Endor the empire finds the code old fashion, okay this is the reason why they should've brought them in, if the code is expired or out of date they should question them. Bottom line tight up security.
2: EWOKS!: apart from warwick davis he a great actor and i give him a free pass because of his first appearance, what i dont give a pass is the stick in the mud which the EWOKS!
say what you will with the gungans, at least they had Bumbas and sheilds awesome Gungan
Weponry you can imagine and defeated the droids.
but these Ewoks are...dumb, using sticks and Stones....that's it so dumb, The Empire
had storm Troopers with badass weponery, lets take a good example in James Cameron
Avatar the Na'vi use their flying creatures and then when the soilders died they use the gunsas well which is a good example.
and yeah even Chewbacca piloted the AT-AT because he had expeirance with Han Solo. but these Ewoks are like the eqilivant of Cavemen and i can sum up the ewoks with this clip.www.youtube.com/watch?v=kONmDC…
you said it Chirstopher walken...you said it.
and the number one problem with return of the jedi is.
1: Its not as good as the last two:
Now A new Hope and The Empire Strikes back are the best movies in my
Openion because they a stronger connection and continues the story, Episode 6
may have a contiuation but it seams like the funny momments are put in first by mistake
and the serious part last, The Script to the movie should've been tweeked making it Epic
then the first two....But...i guess i lose at the end
Anyway, the charecters are still memorable and the ending is still strong and great ending
to the series...However with a decent story, alot of plot holes i felt that its the weekest episode of the series, i dont get it why people love it, but still everyone has opinion's.
Next time your getting your revenge its The Top 10 Why the star wars prequals
Dont bother me, comment your nitpics and the best ones will be up their and ill explane
Why they dont bother me.
Bye...and may the force be with you