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The Starving Games ReviewThe Starving Games Review by Dim432
(Dissolved into of 3 Book and film series)
Narrator: The Hunger Games, Catching Fire, and Mocking Jay,
long ago the 3 films and Book series all lived in harmony. (Cut to Hollywood Sign
where 5 figures with laptops) But then everything changed with the Seltzerberg attacks,
(3 figures run and open the lab top saying Fan Service, dissolved a man figure on a hill raising his arm)
Only the mocking critic, master of ripping parody films and bad movies apart can restore balance (he then turns
to see the Starving games poster and then turn and head back down) but when the world needs
Him the most...he gave up.
Mocking Critic: Oh screw this movie.
(Dissolve from Gigli Epilogue as narrator continues)
Narrator: Several years as past, Katniss and Peeta found a new Mocking Critic named the Reviewer,
And although his symbol of Parody will be dead (Reviewer, Katniss and Mark hop on the Capitol train, and head to Capitol where The Reviewer sees people in posh frocks and then into a Hotel)
he has much
The Running man Honnest Review(The Reviewer is practicing is Bow and Arrow lesson at the Training centre of The Capitol)The Running man Honnest Review by Dim432
Reviewer (V/O): Hi guys I’m training to does a Franchise to save from the Evil Seltzerberg
hear’s something I put up in case of a distraction.
Hi guy’s a welcome to Honest Review, Before the Hunger Games came along
their was a film that set me being a fan.
Based on the Book by Stephen King, The Running man is a true 80s classic to be hold and behold
The First time I heard of it was back in the early 90s when i was 5 there was an Amiga game and it was difficult. But then years later a movie came on TV and i watched realised what I saw is about anything.
In the dystopian future there is the most popular game show ever The Running man
a Gladiator killing game show thus far, enter Ben Richard’s (Arnold Schwarzenegger),
who was framed after the Bakersfield protest massacre and sent to prison, however he and his friends escape
Gigli EpilougeThe Reviewer Turn off his computer then head downstairs for a ChocolateGigli Epilouge by Dim432
pie, he then heads to the TV but then he turns around seeing, Katniss Everdeen
And Mark Everett from the hunger games Film Franchise)
The Reviewer: Wait...doesn’t tell me i know you two, your Katniss Everdeen
and Petta Mellark from the Hunger Games am i right or what.
The Reviewer: Well nice to see you so...what brings you hear then.
Katniss: we come from the Capitol to bring urgent news that, The Black
Peacekeepers from a different franchise is on the brink to attack on our franchise world.
Petta: last year a boy found a DVD Realise of a film that is so terrible
it caused 2 districts to be dumb if anyone watches, and only you can help us.
The Reviewer: well that’s good but I’m waiting for the Ep 3 Revenge of the Sith Crossover and..
(Katniss grabs her dagger and pinned him to wall threating The Reviewer on the neck)
Katniss: Not until you save the franchise and bring the Citizen
GigliGigli by Dim432
Hello and Welcome to the Reviewers guide where things burn...Since the end of Valatie’s Day,
i decided to look at a...Experimental film that considers being a worst Love movie....I’m Talking about
Written and Director by Martian Brest, this movie is about well...nothing,
Directed by the guy who made the infamous Beverly Hills Cop,
this movie is about 2 couple struggling with their life’s doing nothing, you think Movie 43 is about people working a script, Gigli well is nothing is about to see Let’s dig into Gigli to find out and remember take notes.
The movie starts off with Larry Gigli (Ben Affleck)
(Reviewer turns to the picture of him as Batman)
“If you don’t pull of like Michel Keaton or Val Kilmer or Bale...you will be with George Clooney”
So yeah Larry narrates himself about his life and scared the Customer “I WAS DAREDEVIL YOU K