Alien 3

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Hello and Welcome to the Reviewer's gude where blood and gore burn.
in the 1970s Blockbusters where starting to get popular like Jaws, star wars, and Halloween,
But then in 1978 Director Ridley Scott changed it all with Alien.
The story is basicly about a group of Sciantist where heading back home for their journey,
but then encounter a plannet to investagate a Crashed Alien Space ship, but then one of them got attack by a chestbuster and then a Little Alien scutters away, and then Age Rapidly

killing the crew one by one, until their was one left which is Ripley.

Not only this film made a big impact in the 70s but it also made a star out of Ridley Scott and Sirgorny Weaver, but with that 7 years later My favorite Director James Cameron with
ALIENS and Fuck yeah this film was awesome, Adding in the Marines but also more aliens,
Alien and Aliens where huge hits at the box office, but Aliens was the one that made it into the Pop culture, With Video games, Toys and people would spoof it when people will automaticly love it.
So then you think it's all over and think that they will go back home and...

OMG NOT ALIEN 3

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MY GOOOOOOOD!

Hicks: Game over man, GAME OVER!

yes who would've thought that Director David Fincher who would be a Director of his own right, had trouble with the Script and production designs because of the other team didnt want something in their, but this film is not only the one that cause the decline of the film,
but it's also one of the most Depressed and disapointed sequals of all time
Rotton Tomatoes give it 43% and yes i am aware their was a Assmebly Cut that made it better, but if you want a good Alien 3 movie play the Amiga game which i remember playing
its 10 times better.
So lets see why in films no one cant hear you SUCKS!...this is Alien3.
Review:

So recap on the last movie, Ripley, Hicks, Newt, and what is left of my favorite charecter Bishop they all Sleep in the sleeping chambers hoping they get back to earth.

But nope an Alien Egg opens to reveal a face hugger cracking the glass on our favorite charecters, this eventally actavates the alarm sending them into a Pod and Crash landed into a Plannet.
"Which begs the question...what happend to the Mothership...did it left behind, Proberly Red Dwarf will find it soon"
we get a log about what has happend where a group of men opens the pod
and finds....no...NOOOOOOOOO NOT NEWT....NOT HICKS......And...Bishop...AND
NO....I CANT BELEVE IT....AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII HOLY SHIT WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU I CANT YOU DID THIS TO ME I CANT BELEVE IT!....WHY....They where Awesome from the last movie...Why!...WHY!....I mean Game over man, Game over.

So of course they found out that.....Ripley ( play again by Sigourney Weaver)
is the only one who has surrvived, we cut a group of Boldies ("Which i call them because
I dont know these charecters" except one of them is played by Charles Dance and Paul Mcgann) the lead Boldie tell them the news that we already know.
Ripley Wakes up by Charles Dance and wanted to know what happend to the Crew including Newt, the recover the Pod and....I have to admit the scean where Ripley Crying about Newt
death...is really well done, its because we routed for these charecters and even then Its really Depressing and worst, This is a prison plannet because She's the only female...
they...oh i cant watch this part...Aparantly they Autospy news explaned she died from Drowning "yeah because the Face hugger cracked the glass early on, also The Suspense is ruined because you know what's gonna happend, in the last two movies The Xenomophs where Sneeaky and attack at any purpose hear we know because he inpants a dog inside"
so they decided to cut her hair off and become a Female Gail Porter

And then they decided to...well a Funneal to these 2 charecters from aliens
and place them into the Lava..."Farwell you iconic charecters....lets your legacy been known in this film forever and ever...Sob....im really depressed now."
and so the Dog fells the Alien inside and....it grew.....XENOMORPHS DONT WORK THAT WAY!
so Ripley is now in this prison plannet and also hear the biggest problem with the movie,
it goes back to one Alien, the last film used alot of Aliens in which you know the threat...So this is a copy version of alien...but bad.
and all of this is Boring Dialaog in which you dont care anymore,
Also their is Religion Aspects of this movie if you think Narnia dose that all the time,
this one clubbers your head.
Ripley then heads back to the ship to reactavates Bishop...but then a group
of Rapists but then the black guy saved her "dont mess with Rev black guy he's awesome"
so after that Ripley Actavates bishop telling to acess the computer
finding out a fire accoured and decuted an Alien was on Board Yeaahh

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"so how come the Queen Alien in the last film Impanted the egg their, Her Sack Was
Dislouged after Ripley burned it was she like"

Quen Alien: Okay then you go in hear while i kill the others...Toodles.

So after that Bishop kicks the can, Also we see the workers gets killed one by one by the alien, "yep suspense in this movie is gone all together"
we see ripley with Charles dance at the hospital finding out what is going on,

"also the partnership between her and Dance is really well done as well because you can see becoming good freinds"
But then the Alien Attacks him, and then finds Ripley...and of course comes one of the
iconic scean where the Xenomopr comes to Ripley "its short but memorable as well"
Ripley heads to the others telling about the news "Oh and this is where Hailtothechimp gets this from This is Rumor control hear are the facts...man finding orgins like Cinema snob theme tune wasnt easy"
Ripley Warns them about the alien and as you guess the alien attacks,
Also another thing....this place as no wepons...."Play the amiga games it makes much sence"
so they begin a plan to kill the alien so they of course run around using Evil
Dead POV shots and...Also.
"something weird about the Alien...its CGI??? WHY! it ruins it now"
so they of course devided this plan and takes to a steel container,
with them and the alien traped, The Black guy tells ripley to climb up thus Sacraficing his life.
"Good speed Black guy...you where awesome"
The other guy then Poor the lead so that the Alien can be turn into steel "i guess the black guy must've been in a stone deaf...lol"
but the Alien is still alive "jesus how strong is this alien 90% Tugsten"
but Ripley saw the Water pulling one of them causing the alien to explode and die.
But its not yet over because the Wayneins company heard the signal and Arrived
at the prison plannet "How long did they get hear then...did it take months or weeks for it"

also we know what their up too, in one of the comics they wanted the aliens to make into a army "which makes sence"
so then comes The Human Version of Bishop telling that Ripley is pregnant with the alien that it happend in the middle of the movie, and said he will remove the alien out of her
And she will be back to her normal self, but then...we get i think the best Scean to kill of ripley.
 Ripley climb on the steel bridge with his man pulling to the one of the lava, and then...
She jumps and then she saw the Alien pops up and holding her as an infant and then Dies into the lava....
"I have to admit...i think they had the balls to the kill the main charecter"
that is Until Alien Ressurection save the film being disasterious.
and so the film Ends with the last prisnor taking back to Waynins and the
Pod revealing the Last entry.........
So that was Alien 3....WHAT THE FUCK HAPPEND!

Veridct:
Its so Depressing watching a film like this slowley declinced...with to be honest,
Alot of good people working with it, the script is ropey, the production is okay, and the changes they made really went from Awesome to Worst.

Which is sad because in that year James cameron created Terminator 2 to end
the franchise and tied the knot so tightly, that is until Temrinator 3.

oh you wanted to know my thoughts on Alien Ressurection, to be fair this was way better
and the idea of Cloning was something intresting, it may have faults but it was an enjoyable movie.
All i can say is stay with Alien, Alien, Alien Ressurection and Prometheus
and Also the Alien 3 Video game on Amiga.

Bye!