Son of the Mask Review

Son of The mask Review

Hello and welcome to the reviews guide where things burn, I love Jim carry He was my favotite film hero's he did great Stuff in the 90s, Ace Ventura seqauls, Batman Forever,
Yes Man, and Bruce Almighty, but one film made him popular through his Carrear was THE MASK, which has to be his greatest Achievement in 1994 Jim Carry plays a lame loser Banker named Stanley Ipkiss who strangely found a Strange object in the Sea which was a Mask when he put's it on he Transformed him into a green crazy man known as the mask. This film was so popular it Broke Box office Records and also it had a Cartoon series on Cartoon Network When i was a kid this Show made me crazzy from begining to end.

So yeah The Mask became a huge box office hit, It has a Cartoon series
and probely that's it..so what....They made a sequal in 2005

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ef4Ut…

Who had the right idea to make a sequal based Jim Carry's iconic film of  1994 Its looks
Over the top its looks Crap and its just a Shitty movie, so let's dig into Son of the mask to find out bad it is.

Review:
So our movie begins back at Edge City which nearly looks like Gotham City, so we are in Edge City museum
as we see "Oh Rick stine your voice will always be remembered to be boring" and yeah he returns at Dr Auther Newman from the first film, he Tells the History
about the Norse Gods Odin, Thor and Loki, and also we the mask which is now on...Display "I mean Stanley did throw it into the river at the end of the move....No explanation then"
we see a strange lonely figure who is also in them museum looking at the mask, but it turns out Its Loki (Alan Cumming) "Tom Hindleson is the best Loki by far Sorry Alan"
he then changed into a "HA HA HA, He looks like a Retarded Power Ranger Villian HA HA HA" but it turns out that its a fake and then.....use Auther's face to replace it....
But the police shows up but Loki Uses his hand guns (www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3exld…) so Loki Escapes as we head to...The countryside
as we see the Real Mask (IN which it was a Contanunity because we saw it nearly picked up by Ipkiss Dog Fido) any way the Real mask is being picked by a Dog and taken it to the City called Fringe...."err has in the TV Series Fringe or just a name" as we see a family
seeing a baby this is Tim Avery (Jamie Kennedy) and his wife Tonya (Traylor Howard)has Tim
Tim is a Cartoon Animation and got hit in the balls "err a boy hit a man in the nuts is not funny a woman hitting a man in the nuts is funny or any object getting hit in the nuts is funny"
so in a weird Dream sequence we see all boys and girls "could've been worst all would be Chris rock and Jerry lewis and Justin Beebers ugh that would be 10 Times annoying" so their in a car but tim is playing on the Game Boy Advance SP "Product placement...Timeless"
so the dog bring the mask to the home the dog is name Otiis "Awww" and also Verry Talented, Tim saw the mask this cause a Strange zoom in from Odin (Bob Hopkins) "Huh he must've come out of Retirement right after the Shitty Mario Brothers movie"
He calls Loki to find out if he found his mask yet but he said he hasn't, Odin wanted Loki to get the mask or their will be consequences." err why not get Thor to retrieve the mask and....Oh....he''s busy with the Avengers fighting the Robot army My mistake"
back at home Tim is doing some Cartoon animation but wanted to spend time doing it and....This happend a guy in a Turtle outfit "Even Michael Bay would use that in the Turtles Franchise" but no we are in a Animation studio tour even the kids are not finding it Amusing
so yeah their is a Halloween party at the Animation studio tour, so its Halloween and...."OH HEAR WE GO He's Gonna put that mask on AND!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "He's a Big Dispontment He looks like WHAT THE HELL IM LOOKING AT....he looks like one of the Directors on Heroine or....I mean
Jim carry's the best but yeah A BIG FAT FAILURE!!! FAIL! from now on he is called Disappointment Mask" and yeah the Halloween party is really embarrassed to watch and Boring but income Mask to sort it out by "WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He is doing Vanillia ice, Neil Dimond Country music and now the cars......i mean THIS IS THE WORST THING I HAVE SCEAN, I know something to chear me up CARRY! www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJej6k… Thanks carry" so What we have just witness...Tim goes back to Work and everyone tells about what happend and has been called by the Producer saying that this will be the franchise "Yeah like 1994 standerd's"
he had good news that he might be in the second floor so he try to find the mask but his wife come in to tell  that she is pregnant "Oh yeah like what if" but then She Throwing up bubbles "FUCKING BUBBLES"  so they scan the baby and.....Danced "NOT FUNNY!"
meanwhile Loki still on the Search for the mask but Odin tells him that their is a Child who is born of the mask "You mean he had sex with the mask EUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH OH! OH! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!......I can think if Silvia Belascona had a mask on Doing a bunga bunga with a hooker CARRY! www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJej6k… THANKS"
so at the family home Tim is at work as the baby be as a Balloon "Weird" meanwhile Loki being as a Jack Nicholson bee and then Disguised has a nurse to find where the baby is by using the computer to serch evey house "And now ladies and gentlemen its comedy Hijink's time" so His wife is
Going while Tim is Looking after the baby, but the bady is crying but Tim Sucks at childcare. but then he said his first word "Ma" but then said "Mother in Darth Vader voice" but Loki in the car with a Low Key Plate is searching the Homes of every Baby by bring a Salemen. (www.youtube.com/watch?v=raKjDI…)
but the Dog Otis as put on the mask And....."The Same dog from the orginal How LAME CAN IT BE!" also a Cartoon dream sequence which we should SKIP IT and the baby is going Cartoon CRAZY!!! (www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhe3vS…) "Happy Place Time (www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJej6k…)"
so he tells one of his neighbours that he's gone Crazy but The baby cant go crazy. and then Lift's him up "You know they could've called it Baby vs Dog It would watch it on youtube" so mutely boy uses his Blueprint of stopping the crazy baby "Let's see how Loki is going.......While the other gets smashed by Hulk"
so mutely uses his plan to get rid of the baby but his plan back fires "Ok its like a loony toons Contraption failure" but right after we see a Water Display with the Baby "Even the Blue Danbule cant even save it buy having a piss" So Loki found the last Destination Disguised himself has a UPS man "That's Logistics"
but Has a idiot Tim opens the Acme Punch in the box and  Loki Kidnaps the baby....."ITS STILL THEIR. Loki you shouldve taken him you idiot" but Tim puts the baby in the car and then Excosist Refferance "Coulve said This  www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxofWN…" So Loki Decided to Pursuit
in the car and then Gives chase to capture Tim and find the mask. But Loki Throws a Big Grenade "Seriously why Didn't the army made on of those in Both World Wars" But the Crazy baby Shield's him. "not bad" but then Odin possess Tim and striped him of his powers "ODIN YOUR HOLDING THE BABY YOU STUPID FUCKING NORSE GOD!!....I mean Anthony Hopkins Odin would've done something Different" so yeah he striped his powers and the baby Crushed him...but Tim got a text and head to the meating about a new Chaecter but he got kicked out. and then we got the scuttle scean...but Otis put the mask on with some Mischief...
But Loki Intrudes into the baby house and doing some incantation and call upon Odin and tell him the truth and doing so giving his powers back but have to use them wisely for 1 hour and use his powers to turn The Woman into "A Nosey Parker (www.youtube.com/watch?v=zStwUC…) OH COME ON THAT WAS A GOOD JOKE COME ON!!!" so Loki Kidnaps the baby and tell him to bring the mask by one hour. but his wife comes and starts to panic, Tim knows where the mask is and its in a Romantic Dog house....(www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdhhQh…) "SHUT IT SHAYAMLIN!!!"
So Otis gives up the mask and Tim is off to save the day, but Loki and the baby are doing western and then "Super Twister...Has MB really made that game yet" "From MB Comes Super Twister the game ages from Nose Gods to Gods except for people in the underworld in hell"
so Negotiation's are over as Loki as now got the baby and the mask but The Dog bites the Norse god in the balls "Bullshit" but the mask slips out and Tim becomes the Disappointment mask but Loki Escapes and "OMG THAT CAR LOOKS AWESOME (FUCK YEAH!!)"
But Loki uses the Lose'm for good Lever "Seriously do the Wacky Racer's use that" and those curve Roads looks like something out of Inception (www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WOcU7…) but then they enter the boxing Match ITS WINNER TAKE ALL! "In this courner Debut in 1994 he is Tim The Win Harvey.....and in this courner know as the God Of Mischief
The joker of the pack Loki The Joker Mischief" but Disaponted mask beats Loki and they escape but a Pencil "Why a pencil" but Disaponted mask stoped him, but Loki said that their Evenly match and have the baby decide. "YOUR LETTING THE BABY DECIDE,...why not a Toss of a coin or Rock Paper scissors would do the trick.

so Tim decided to take the mask off and the child decided to be with the family instead of Loki....."WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!" But Loki "ITS HAMMER TIME" Trying to squash the family but unforntally TIME'S UP! that Odin appears to strip his powers but Tim Decided to do a speech about Family and yes Folks he decided to give the mask to Loki and Odin is pleased about it and so our film ends where Odin and Loki are back at Asguard and Tim is with the baby
and the dog to do animation. called Stabling Riverly...so guys the morral of the story is about Family. and now This


Verdictwww.youtube.com/watch?v=qCmMbo…) THIS MOVIE SUCKS!!!!!!!
Who has the Lame idea to make this into a sequal, i mean Who on earth made this None  Stupid Movie The Characters are lame, The Dog and the baby are like something out of Loony Tunes, The Baby dose look fake with the Animation.
Their are 3 Hits into the balls and the Plot Holes makes no scene..........
Also Jim Carry didnt even appeir in a Cameo i was very upset when i saw the trailer while Rick stine did good in a Cameo because he saw the Script and turn it down because of it, and Alan Cumming really did a Decent Job
In the film But this sequal won a Razzie award for the worst remake and sequal, What they have done they taken one of our childhood movies that is the mask and decided to put Diroahia on this sequal.

So please Take Stick with the Original version, and The Animated series those are the best BYE!

End Credits: www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Yh4Xs…