Top 9 uninspired Frozen momments

(The Reviewer points the gun on the Frozen DVD)

Reviewer: LETS GET THIS THING STRAIGHT…YOU BUTCHERED THE GREAT FAIRY TALE
VILLAIN THAT IS THE SNOW QUEEN, NO I DON’T KNOW WHY YOUR POPULAR THEN MAD MAX, NO I DON’T CARE NO I DON’T KNOW WHY YOU DODGE A BULLET ON ME, NO I WILL NOT GO AND SEE THE SEQUAL, NO I WILL NOT WATCH YOUR SHITTY CARTOON…but I know one thing…I …. HATE…YOOOOOOOOOOOU! let’s get this started.

(Review Title card appeared)
Reviewer: Hello and welcome to the Reviewer’s guide where movies or parody’s burn…
I love Disney, Disney Is the flagship that created one classic movie until the next, and if you wanna

know what my favourites are simple:

Snow White
The lion King
Aladdin

Big hero 6
Tangled
The little mermaid
Pocahontas
Hunchback
Tarzan
Hercules  

Brave

Wall-E
Monsters INC

treasure planet

ETC.
So back in the 00s the 2D Disney movies where starting to die out, and Home on the Range Killed
it, that is until the late 00s when The Princess and the frog came out it started the new Renascence
Paving away for Tangled and Big Hero 6, but in 2013 Disney decided to do a Fairy Tale on The Snow Queen.

Created by one of my favourite authors Hans Christian Anderson, The snow queen tells the tale about
a Brother and a sister named Kai and Gerda who one day, he gets kidnapped by The snow Queen
and it’s up to Gerda to rescue him no matter the cost.

The snow queen is one of my favourites and I had the DVD from BBC, so when it was announced
that Disney is doing the snow queen…what we end up is this.
a Disney Film called Frozen had nothing to do with the iconic villain but instead a Family
Version with annoying songs and Characters apparently it was huge box office Hit.
Now like me explained…I didn't see this movie (Mouse clicks to Windows logo) “WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, LET ME EXPLANE!”, it was 2013 and I was Hyped to Star Trek into darkness, at that point I basic
put that has the best movie of 2013, Hover in 2014 I heard that the movie was getting mainstream attention, so I brought a copy and…I have no idea about it, all I see Is a movie that was more focus on the songs rather to the plot, so after it ended I came to the conclusion THAT I HATED IT WITH A PASSION! And people said that this is new generation of The lion king “Which is not true”
so im hear to tell you this list, if you are a fan of this movie skip this Review, if you are
one of those people who hate it wish a passion then come and with me to Top 9 uninspired Frozen moments.

THE TOP 9 UNINSPIRED FROZEN MOMENTS
9: The Parents: in the beginning of the movie we see The parents
saw what happened to Anna and Elsa, and decided to take them to the  
Troll people explained that she needs to control her powers, so what happened
They died on a ship, we don’t really know about them to be has characters, all they
did was go to the troll village and then tell her to control her powers and no words of wisdom.
I can think of Disney parents who are not that stupid to that level,

like Mufasa, King Trident, Rapunzel Parents, Mulan parents, Bell’s farther
Those are the parents we look up to, who would either die or even
Lost or rescued and give the main character’s words of wisdom, this felt
they were Tacked on and have them died with no effect to the overall plot.

8: Copying the past Disney princess: One reference I see in these Disney movies is where
The princess runs away and come back, basicly past Disney princess did that,
She has a castle like they did, she does one song, like they did
nothing really felt like she knew, she basicly the past ones and dose
a copy and paste.

So thought the half this movie, if hated this movie why
don’t I destroy it…it’s because of the Animation, the background animation is fantastic
including the
7: The curse: at the beginning of the movie it was shown that Elsa
is born with a curse, so in sometime when she grows up
their we can think where her curse come from…. but Guess what.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHL1iS… 0:28

They completely throw that sub plot away from the movie
they never explain how she got her power or how she develops them,
Take an example from Tanged, where Rapunzel got her powers from a Flower
or in Beauty and the beast where the beast got a flower from an enchantress
And was punished to being the beast and explains about the curse,
6: Olaf: Through the posters and the trailer we think that This
character named Olaf to be the centre of attention guess what…HE ISNT!

he appeared at the Middle of the Movie, and then explained he like to be in the sun
and did a song about in summer…when I saw this song their one tinny problem “HE A SNOWMAN
THEY MELT YOUR SIMPLY WATER THAT BEEN FROZEN”, he comes on Annoying and hard to relate to,
including a side character that we seen.

The best one I can remember like Yargo or Mushu or even pascal and Maximus
These are great comic relief and at least they don’t stoop up being annoying.
Hear it felt like it was tacked on, and yes he did help Anna
only because she was in trouble.

5: The sisters: Elsa and Anna are basicly Nothing alike, instead what it was they
copy and paste them, it also evident that they watched Tangled Saw Rapunzel
and simply Copy the face design, it also Evident that their interactivity in not Strength
or develop they were tacked on, the only character I like Is Anna who is tough,
Funny, Seriously minded and she the only one who doing the job correctly and she brings
up good points about love, but later on she becomes a sacrificial lamb for the end.
Also Anna Wake up hair Reminded me of Tina Turner is she gone “Beyond Thunderdome” “BOYAH!”
4: The songs: I like Disney songs, they are the best because they talk about the song
some that are grand and epic or even comedic but this film THEY ALLL ANNOYING!
Actually I like it back the 3 I liked where

The ice picking scene
Love is an open door
And life is a fixer upper (Reminded me as Gossipal song)
But the rest of the songs are annoying or even unchangeable, do you wanna build a snowman
Is the worst, basicly Anna try to get her out of the room to play, but she can’t because she was Wineing and she did this Twice and I didn’t care about their parents died I was like “Oh well their dead” because they didn’t have anything special to the plot.
And of course THIS!
The Let it go song is really Annoying and it’s been played through its annoying because
we don’t know what the message is, and also it doesn’t really add to the plot when I was humming love is an open door, this song doesn’t really make me like it, I hated because there was no Connection to the sisters.
Take The Hillywood show for Example, their they did a parody of Let it go with lord of the rings,
This shows how Frodo and Sam journey and seeing Sam remember not only the shire but also the
Time they remembered. But hear, err let’s make a song about her making a castle and stay there
so that people can die…. “That’s kind of weird”
3: The trolls: The Trolls in this movie where completely wistful, why, well it because early
on the wise troll tells them to learn to control her powers, and then the second time
Anna gets hear Heart froze and said they don’t enough time …what’s the issue. “THEIR COMPLETELY USELESS! And also THEIR TROLLS” their magical creatures who have higher power magic
simply find the book of curse, use the magic incantation to get rid of her curse and she can live in a normal life, hell even BBC merlin they had a magic troll, but at least Merlin was suspicious about it,
but these trolls don’t all they do is simply speak about curse not explain about where it came from,
Say like her mother was attacked by a magic bear and then the curse flow from her body, it makes
me feel like Tanged did it better.
2: The Twist: One the reasons why liked it a bit, is where Anna meets Hans
it looked Natural and cute, and both of them was a great couple and Hans
simply looks after the people or Arandale and also had to take down Elsa,
And then at the end the only true love can work, BUT THEN THIS HAPPENED,
Hans the villain…..no….just no…..that is not a good twist

M night: What a

Reviewer: NO M NIGHT ITS NOT A GOOD TWIST!, this twist lost me
all faith in the movie, it felt that they just put him in the movie has a villain
and simply come out of nowhere, it feels like the writers where like “Oh shit we need to put a Villain
in, we need to put on in right now”, and its simply ruins it all together, this Villain will not like C.L.U or Scar
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDGyPR…

And the number 1 Uninspired Frozen moments

1: ELSA SUCKS: In the beginning The Snow Queen is the ultimate Fairy Tale villain
She has dignity, she has power and she has on many occasions be adapted correctly in Today media and…. THEY FUCKED HER UP “now nothing agents Idena Manzel who is a great actress, im talk about the character”

This character doesn't really inspire me one bit, her actions are she simply winey,
she runs away, she simply did the song, and then thinking it and wait till it blew over….
in certern Disney princess or movies, the main character is apost to be leaning about the consequences or even her actions, she comes being a Arrogant women who never
really had her actions, there was a scene where it could've ended.
The scene where Anna meets Elsa at the Castle, this could've these 2 Talking
it out and see them about her actions, then she would've thought about them,
Return back to Allendale except who she is, reverse the spell and back to normal,
And then ban herself and become the snow queen and hate all humanity
then she became the snow queen.
Instead she runs away from Anna and simply break her heart,
and try to control her powers…this lost me and all faith of this character
And that’s the reason why this is the number 1 Uninspired Frozen moment.

So that’s my Top 9 uninspired frozen moment, I know
this film has a fan following and if you disagree my moments
please voice your opinion on the comment section below,  
Despite it, its ok while it may be a ok movie, Its really the film
for me, and I waited for a good Disney movie, being Big Hero 6.

BYE!